Bcoe
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A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all
around the
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's
liable to
break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams.
"Knock it off.
You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom
leaves for a
short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon
again. He gives
it one last flick and it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and
while
putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can
hardly make
it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's
finished she
looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea
everywhere! She's
not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls
her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he
assures her
he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down
on his knees
and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out
his pen and
sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon
explodes and
diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and
this is the
first time I've ever seen a fart!"
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